How to Be Less Human

How to be Less Human

How to Be Less Human

“How to be less human” is a question that has plagued mankind since the beginning of recorded history. It has plagued us in all our tribes’ darkest moments, as it does each and every one of us. How to be less human is a question that has been plaguing us for thousands of years, yet the solution has eluded us throughout that time without ever coming quite so close to realization. The only way we seem to be able to survive is by becoming more human, but what does that even mean?

Well, I am glad you asked, because if I knew how to be less human than I would not have any problems with my day to day life. That’s right, I’d take all the human interaction and simply cut off communication with those that I do not want to interact with. I’d go out into the wild, come back to my tribe and pretend that everything is normal. You see, this theory is completely absurd when you stop to think about it. Would you go into the wild and act like a monkey without ever seeing another human being all year round?

I don’t see how anyone can survive on the same level of reasoning that I do, so I will suggest that you do not try to become anything more human than you already are. If you want to make yourself feel better, go out into the wild where there are no humans, and simply observe nature at its finest. It will do wonders for your mental health and you might just find yourself looking back and saying “how can I be less human?”